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Henry: Where did that dried grass thingy go?
Me: You mean the dried grasses that the two of you were turning into little bits suitable for vacuuming?
Victor: It was performance art.
Me: You mean the dried grasses that you liked to drop into my shoes and then pound into the toes so that I couldn’t get them out?
Henry: Good times!
Me: You mean the dried grasses that were spread from one end of the house to the other, including all the way up to the third floor?
Victor: Yup, right there with you.
Henry: So. Where did that thingy go?