In Which Interior Decoration is Considered

Henry:  Where did that dried grass thingy go?

Me: You mean the dried grasses that the two of you were turning into little bits suitable for vacuuming?

Victor:  It was performance art.

Me: You mean the dried grasses that you liked to drop into my shoes and then pound into the toes so that I couldn’t get them out?

Henry: Good times!

Me: You mean the dried grasses that were spread from one end of the house to the other, including all the way up to the third floor?

Victor: Yup, right there with you.

Henry:  So.     Where did that thingy go?