In Which the Inconceivable Occurs

Me: Which cat has been on the kitchen counter?

Victor: Inconceivable! Cats aren’t allowed on the counter.

Me: So why is the container with the cat treats in the middle of the kitchen floor? Did it jump, or did a cat push it down?

Henry: Inconceivable! Cats aren’t allowed on the counter; therefore, it wasn’t us.

Me: There are cat footprints all over the counter.

Victor and Henry: Inconceivable!

Me:  I do not think that word means what you think it means.

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About Heather Who Lives with Cats

My name is Heather. I live with two cats, Victor and Henry. They talk a lot.

Posted on April 8, 2012, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Love it! …. Fuss, fuss… I think [s]he like to scream at *us*.

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