In Which the Inconceivable Occurs
Me: Which cat has been on the kitchen counter?
Victor: Inconceivable! Cats aren’t allowed on the counter.
Me: So why is the container with the cat treats in the middle of the kitchen floor? Did it jump, or did a cat push it down?
Henry: Inconceivable! Cats aren’t allowed on the counter; therefore, it wasn’t us.
Me: There are cat footprints all over the counter.
Victor and Henry: Inconceivable!
Me: I do not think that word means what you think it means.